I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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