I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
whose ass print is on the piano?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
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