You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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