I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dignity is for republicans.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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