Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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