Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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