Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Randomize
