The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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