I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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