Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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