He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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