He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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