Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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