I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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