i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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