Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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