Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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