idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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