Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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