it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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