So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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