i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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