Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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