he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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