This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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