i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You took a bar mat shot.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
