its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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