YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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