Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i would punch a child for taco bell
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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