I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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