It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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Oh Jesus.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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