But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
