so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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