What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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