i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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