Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Too much gin, very little bucket
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
