i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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