After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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