Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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