im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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