his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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