Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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