Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
