K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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