margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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