12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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