shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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long story
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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