Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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