How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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