I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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