whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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