id be glad to
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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