Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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