Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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