She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize